Joke 4

And in Amenia, New York, a teacher gathering information for record cards asked a little girl for her father's name. "It's Archie," the girl said. "Archibald?" asked the teacher. The girl pointed to the top of her head and said, "Just a little bit right here."

Joke 3

In San Marino, California, a first grader reported into the school office because she was late. The secretary said, "You're tardy." "No," said the girl, "I'm Diana."

Joke 2

A boy in Ranch Palos Verdes, California also had his future all figured out. "I want to be a lawyer," he said, "because I like to argue and I want to get paid for sitting down, like my dad."

Joke 1

In Brooklyn, a teacher asked her third graders what they wanted to be, and a boy announced he was definitely going to be a doctor. "Why?" asked the teacher. "Well," he said, "it's the only thing I know."